Let There Be Cheese!
In my cosmology, the Good Lord spoke the world into existence so fast, there just wasn't time for any cheese to properly age.
Imagine poor Eve. It's the most important meal of her life. The first meal served on Planet Earth and the first meal she's serving to her new, adorable, buck naked husband. It's not like she had any competition but still. We ladies all know the way to a man's heart is indeed through his stomach and poor Eve had no cheese for the cheese course!
I imagine she felt like I do when there's a culinary emergency. A distraught expression on my face, both hands working my hair as if stimulating the follicles will inspire an idea.
Then God looks over his shoulder, sees Eve's distress and whispers, “Oh, by the way, let there be cheese.”
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