Pistol-Packin' Pizzeria Hero

It happened in Levittown, PA last night. A pizza parlor. Two robbers. Two staff and a customer put on the floor.

They screwed with the wrong guy.

How were the thugs to know the customer they pistol-whipped was armed? How were they to know he could shoot straight? And did.

He's a hero, folks. Hello!

But will the crooked Mainstream Media give him his moment in the sun? Will they pat his back and give him an attaboy? Will they extol his heroism? Will they turn it into a wakeup-call to other thugs.

What the Hell am I thinking!?!

I should've known better than to expect anything better from the eye-of-Horus-sporting CBS affiliate in Philly. Instead, they're all hung up on whether the hero's gun was properly registered. Did he have a concealed carry permit? Grudgingly they admit that "it appears the customer was defending himself."

Ya think!?!

Here, Mainstream-Frickin'-Media, let me show you how it's done. Sit down, shut up and pay attention. Journalism 101 now in session. Your bias not only makes you poor journalists...it robs you of exciting angles.

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A pistol-packin' Good Samaritan
may have saved the lives of
everyone in the Porfirio's Pasta and Pizza Shop
in Levittown, Pennsylvania on Wednesday night.
Two criminals who attempted to hold up the shop
got the shock of their lives when the
customer they pistol-whipped drew his
concealed weapon and shot straight.
One robber is dead and the other in hospital
with severe injuries in the neck and shoulder.
This American hero saved
his own life as well as the lives of everyone
else in the pizzeria.
Surely a cautionary tale to those
who might be embarking on a life of crime.
You never know if the man you're whippin' might just be packin'.

Which sounds dirty but I didn't mean it that way!