Rhythmic Barking Works Like a Charm

I had to pee. Usually, I'm good all night. But that darn prostate. Oh wait, I don't have a prostate. Anyways, Mommy does NOT need more than five hours of sleep. Especially after kicking me out of her bed for digging up the sheets like a maniac.

Now, bichons, the trick to waking up your exhausted human is the Rhythmic Bark. It's an art, not a science. Don't just woo-woo-woo all over the place. No whining, no growling. Bark. Rhythmically.

WOOF! One one thousand, two one thousand. WOOF! Three one thousand, four one thousand. WOOF!

All together now. And a one, and a two, and a three...hit it!

WOOF!...WOOF!...WOOF!

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