Manipulation...The Bichon Way

We have a chair, my sister and I. We're supposed to share it. But I want it. All of it. So I figured it out!

Manipulation...the bichon way!

Step 1: I park myself in front of the chair, where my sleepy sister is snoozing.

Step 2: Crouch, run back and forth, bark...anything to piss her off.

Step 3: Try not to laugh when she pulls back her lips in a toothless snarl.

Step 4: Continue to piss her off til Voila! She flies into a rage, jumps off the chair and attacks.

Step 5: Jump up into chair, plop down into my comfortable spot and stare down condescendingly at sister.

Success! Bichon manipulation works every time...especially if you have a very stupid sister!

WOOF!

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