Lyin' to Mommy

In Jail

Daddy says I'm a lyin' bichon. Mommy accuses me of "prevaricating about the bush."

I don't mean to lie...not ...not exactly.

Sure! Sometimes I scoot my butt and let out a few unearthly groans.* That makes Mommy think I gotta pee...now! So she rushes me outside. And I circle..and I circle...and I circle. Look up at the twees. Listen to the biwdies. Chase the squiwwels.

"You lyin' bichon!" she hollers. "You didn't have to pee at all. You just wanted to go outside!"

So yeah, I guess I lie sometimes.

Then there's the times I growl and snarl at my sister. She thinks I'm really mad, jumps off our chair and attacks me.

Voila! I get the chair then. All of it.

So yeah, I guess that was lying too!

Maybe that's why my Mommy is selling this sign on eBay. Want one? Click here!

WOOF!

* My anal glands are just fine, thank you very much! I always scoot when I lie!

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