They say that a smile is the shortest distance between two people. But a laugh is even shorter!
When I started this blog, and pivoted it towards America, in the back of my mind, I decided not to hit at President Trump's political opponents...well, not much.
But if they set it up on a tee, well, I just gotta take a swing at it!
Frankly, I almost feel sorry for Joe Biden, whom The Washington Post named "The Lamborghini of gaffes" as he's clearly struggling on the campaign trail. I say "almost" because my empathy goes down to zero after seeing so many videos of him publicly molesting young girls on camera.
That's when the gloves came off. But I don't need to say a word. Joe does the job for me. Here for your reading enjoyment are five of Joe Biden's best gaffes.
Jan. 31, 2007: Referring to Barack Obama:
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
June 17, 2006: C-SPAN's Road to the White House:
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
August 26, 2019: New Hampshire campaign stop
“I want to be clear: I’m not going nuts.”
March 2020: To a construction worker in Detroit, MI
"I'm not working for you. Don't be such a horse's ass."
February 6, 2009: The quote which should be the slogan for Joe Biden's campaign:
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
As Dana Milbank wrote, "When he opens his mouth, nobody knows what is going to come out — least of all Biden."
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