I am pissed, Patriots. Not pissed at the Left. Oh no! I'm pissed off at the Right!
Yeah, yeah, I know. Somebody's gotta do it. Somebody's gotta refute Critical Race Theory.
Somebody's gotta refute The Big Election Lie.
Somebody's gotta point out that the "vax"...isn't.
Somebody's gotta point out that the geezer in the WH isn't actually Joe Biden. (Oh wait, that was me.)
Conservatives do it so well too. So logically. With well-researched facts they reach Liberal hearts, one by one.
It works too. Gotta give 'em that. And if you don't believe that, I have one hashtag for you: #Blexit.
But the whole time I'm thinking, "Really!?! Is anyone anywhere actually stupid enough to believe this Lefty shit!?!"
By seriously refuting it with solemnity, isn't the Right subtly lending credence to their insanity!?!
I know, I know. It's gotta be done. But I keep thinking of the old adage, "Never reason with crazy."
Been there. Done that. Cost me a bundle in attorney's fees so perhaps I'm a little jaded.
Today we visited WalMart.
And that was our first mistake.
So many libtards in face diapers
for a plandemic that's obviously fake.
You can't see their smiles.
Spiteful eyes are averted.
WalMart staff yelled at me!
Now that's just perverted.
I queued up like normal.
WalMart Bitch, she got pissed.
She hollered, "Back up!"
I moved not a titch!
They mask up to eat.
They mask up to walk.
Do they mask up for sex?
Now that's just a crock!
So homeward we rushed.
Past where Trump flags still fly!
To our dear hilltop cottage!
Country view! My oh my!
They know you by name!
They're happy to see you.
Customer Service, their game.
There's nary a mask
From sunup 'til sundown.
Only mask if you want.
Freedom! That's our town.
They say country folks
don't know what they're missin'.
The culture! The restaurants!
We've got huntin' and fishin'!
We queue up like normal.
Shake hands, give a hug.
Grow flowers and veggies.
Bug in rug, very snug.
So WalMart can shove it,
their masks and their queues.
Social Distance, my ass!!!
Six feet's nothing if you aa-aa-achoo!
You can keep your superstore
and your cheap Chinese crap.
Your darling BLM and Antifa.
Fair weather protestors, oh snap!
Just give me a home
where the dairy cows roam.
And the deer and the raccoons
We still stand for the Flag.
We still kneel at the Cross.
In America's heartland
the Constitution's still boss.
Trump's still our President
we know in our soul.
We watch with delight
as the red-pilling grows.
So here's to America
and our little country home.
To Patriots everywhere
I dedicate this poem.
Pictured: Donald Trump burning widow Annabelle Hill's mortgage. In 1986, the Hill family were in danger of losing their ancestral farm. Mr. Hill killed himself believing his life insurance would pay off the mortgage. Unbeknownst to him, his insurance policy had a suicide clause so his widow didn't receive a penny, lost her husband and was still on the cusp of losing their farm. When Donald Trump heard the story, it touched his heart. Trump and a partner each paid $78,000 to pay off her mortgage in full and burned it in effigy at Trump Tower! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3449920/That-time-Donald-Trump-saved-family-farm-Widow-s-daughter-campaign-rally-recall-Donald-paid-mom-s-300-000-mortgage-father-committed-suicide.html#v-2421761637381487343
In a 2016 interview with Lisa Stahl, Trump did something only two presidents in history have ever done. He affirmed he would be serving without pay. By accepting only $1 each year (as required by law), he joins Herbert Hoover and John F. Kennedy as the only two presidents who served and defended solely from Love of Country.
Actually, when he made the promise, Trump had no idea how much the President is paid. (Isn't that adorable!?! Runs for the job. Has no idea what it pays!)
By serving for free, he proves yet again that America is his sole motivation. As he just said in Fayetteville, NC, "As God is my witness, I will never let you down" and he never has.
This is the story the Mainstream Media has tried very hard to throw shade on but never managed to debunk because duh! It's true!
Here's where President Donald J. Trump has donated his paychecks, each quarter, for the past four years.
Biden the Oxymoron: Holds Campaign Events at Undisclosed Locations, Voting Public Not Welcome. Ummmmm.
You can't make this sh*t up. And spare me the bull$shit covid, covid, covid rhetoric too! It's not a virus you fear, Joe! It's us! The American people. Remember us? The ones whose votes you need. The ones you're excluding from your rallies!
Correction: It's the Trump supporters you fear. They'll be more n' happy to attend your so-called "drive-in" rallies, waving American flags (oh, the horror!) and escort you out of town in a Trump parade the likes of which would put the Texas parade they hosted forKamala the Kondescending Kommie to shame.
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Biden and crime-partner Barack Hussein Obama are hitting the campaign trail today. Vague time. Undisclosed addresses. Voters not welcome.
I was the same kind, funny person the day I expressed my support of President Trump on Facebook as I was the day before. But you'd never know it from the bizarre reaction of the Liberal Snowflake who'd been my Facebook friend...up until that fateful day.
With f-words flying, she mumbled from behind her mask, "I should have known you were not a shafe shpace" and flounced out of my gentle cyber world into the real world full of those horrible, nasty Trump supporters.
Life must be Hell for her.
Sometimes, you don't realize how much you love someone until they're in trouble. That's how it was for us, the American people, when we heard that President Trump and Melania had tested positive for COVID-19. I bet you can remember exactly where you were when you first heard the news.
"You are a liar."
I don't usually engage in personal comments on Twitter but I couldn't let Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair and The New York Times get away with it.
The MSM watched the 4 minute clip of President Trump speaking from Walter Reed.
We, the American people, watched the same 4 minute clip.
We saw our usual strong leader, breathing normally, upbeat, energetic, caring, loving and chomping at the bit to get back to work.
The MSM painted him weak, gasping, coughing, leaning on the table for support, fearing for his life. Bullshit!
They lie. They gaslight us. Or maybe it's some kind of "blab it, grab it" voodoo. They throw their lies out to the Universe hoping some dark power will make their fondest wishes come true.
Hey! I'm grasping at straws here because the MSM defies logic.
Joe Biden is the gift to Conservatives that keeps on giving and Tuesday night's Presidential Debate was no exception. Under a banner reading "The Union and the Constitution Forever," I've never seen two candidates come out swingin' so quickly. It was a fight from the start and Biden, despite his unpatriotic black-and-white tie, was the one bleeding.
As my husband and I watched the National Day of Prayer and Repentance, the moment came where Franklin Graham asked the congregation on the National Mall to pray. After a hushed moment, the sound of 50,000 voices raised in prayer swelled in a great din of supplication. Glancing over at Michael, I noticed that he was covered with goosebumps...and he doesn't goosebump easily.
As tears flowed down my cheeks, I had goosebumps on my goosebumps.
Thank God for a nation that prays in the name of Jesus, Amen.
This would be a great time in the world
for some man to come along that knew something.
Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are. Republican, Democrat, Independent...Americans just want someone in the White House who knows something. In the days leading up to Election Day, let's not forget to laugh together. It's the shortest distance between people and Heaven knows this nation needs to come together again.
Will Rogers knew that. Born in 1879 in Cherokee Nation, Wikipedia describes Rogers as an "American stage and film actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator." Not bad for a High School drop-out.
His genius was making us laugh at ourselves about topics we Americans took much too seriously in the 1930s and still do today. Topics like politics and government. Rogers' quips are as accurate today as they were back then, proving that nothing much ever changes.
Remember, write to your Congressman.
Even if he can’t read, write to him.
Will didn't try to be funny, per se. He just observed America and then reflected ourselves back at us. As he liked to say, "All I know is just what I read in the papers."
For you young whippersnappers, that's several large sheets of printed paper, folded together, that crackles authoritatively when you shake it over your morning coffee. Try that with a Kindle!
Why don’t they pass a Constitutional Amendment
prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
If it works as good as Prohibition did,
in five years we will have the smartest people on earth.
Or just teach Common Core via Zoom. That'll make kids thirst for knowledge...if they aren't arrested for trying to learn like Maverick Stow.
They say that a smile is the shortest distance between two people. But a laugh is even shorter!
When I started this blog, and pivoted it towards America, in the back of my mind, I decided not to hit at President Trump's political opponents...well, not much.
But if they set it up on a tee, well, I just gotta take a swing at it!
Frankly, I almost feel sorry for Joe Biden, whom The Washington Post named "The Lamborghini of gaffes" as he's clearly struggling on the campaign trail. I say "almost" because my empathy goes down to zero after seeing so many videos of him publicly molesting young girls on camera.
That's when the gloves came off. But I don't need to say a word. Joe does the job for me. Here for your reading enjoyment are five of Joe Biden's best gaffes.
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