The year was 1998 when a heavily pregnant Peter Funt struggled into a maternity clinic, lowered himself gingerly to a chair and proceeded to compare pregnancy experiences with the others waiting for their prenatal appointments. It was the stuff that comedy genius is made on but, alas, would get Peter cancelled (and probably sued!) in our super-woke, disgustingly PC culture today.
When I started watching Candid Camera playlists last week, it was simply to distract myself from the throbbing pain of having my wisdom teeth removed. I went looking for comedy...but found prophecy!
You'll be shocked how many ridiculous scenarios invented for Candid Camera have now become mainstream "reality." In the past, Americans caught in Candid Camera's lair questioned the lunacy. Resisted. Kick up a fuss!
Now we're expected to accept the exact same scenarios seriously and play along...with straight faces!
If you don't think that's true, just watch how these Americans reacted to their restaurant servers and fellow diners wearing face masks in 2014! They were weirded out and left in a huff. Seven years later, they leave in a huff if their servers and fellow diners DON'T wear masks.
My, my, my. How times do change!
Trump Conceded. (NOT!) Biden Won. (NOT!) The MSM Leftists Blab and Grab Their Insane Alternative Reality
Whether you're a Leftist or on the Right side of History, we all know Trump won and he will never, ever concede. Full stop. You can take it to the bank.
Yet I'll admit waking up to Twitter's mind control Trends of "#TrumpConceded" and "HE WON" sent a jolt of adrenalin coursing through my veins. My blood ran cold at the thought of a Biden, or even worse, a Kamala Harris Administration.
Of course, it's complete caca. You know it. I know it.Biden knows it. Kamala knows it. George Soros knows it. Bill Gates knows it. The MSM sure as heck knows it. Foreign leaders who "congratulated" Biden know it. Twitter definitely knows it and yet they're all playing this ridiculous charade as if anyone is actually convinced or their words have some magical ability to change reality.
The idea of Trump conceding reminds me of the Queen Mother's eloquent reply when she was asked if she and Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret would leave London during the Blitz. "The children will not leave unless I do," she said. "I shall not leave unless their father does, and the King will not leave the country in any circumstances whatever."
Trump will not leave us in any circumstances whatever.
Twitter's vile little trend is merely a Doctor Whoesque effort by Big Tech and the Mainstream Media to create a separate time stream with their blab-it, grab-it word play.
If you want something, speak it into existence. Manifest it. Reality is whatever you say it is. Chemtrails don't exist. Biden won the presidency. Men get their periods. (Would you like a prostate exam with your pap smear even though you haven't got any pap to smear!?!)
Uff-da! Been wanting to say that for a long time!
Let's face it: The Leftists appear whacked out. Mad as a hatter. Non compos mentis. Nutty as a fruitcake. Barmy. Certifiable. Don't run out of clichés, dear.
They also don't believe a word they themselves say. Yeah, their pretty much as red-pilled as we are. They just won't admit it.
Start watching the video below at 11:21. Does he look like a man who would ever concede? Or is even discouraged!?! Hell no!
Trump's Landslide Victory CONFIRMED by Insiders: Ballot Sting Worked, Time for Patriots to Fight the PR War
What a beautiful day to be alive in the greatest nation on God's Green Earth. Sun shining, birds singing and Trump's inner circle glowing with the quiet joy of triumph as they slowly spill the beans. In the words of insider Dr. Charlie Ward, "I can confirm 100%...Donald Trump won by a complete landslide...The [numbers] are off the scale."
We did it!
Trump did it. The MAGA rally turnouts did not lie. We put our votes where our hearts were and, unbeknownst to us and the Biden team, our legal votes were being correctly tabulated in Washington D.C. Shhh, don't tell anyone! ;)
But my fellow patriots, our job is not over. We must put our shoulders back to the plow and tackle the new task before us: PR.
No one knows the power and importance of PR better than Joe Biden. He demonstrated that with his phony "victory speech" (or was it a campaign speech?) last night.
Are we going to let Traitor Joe beat us in the PR game!?! Heaven forfend!
Donald Trump may be "golfing" (uh-huh) but you and I know that during these ten days of darkness (11/3-11/13), his team is working more feverishly than ever before. It's always darkest just before the dawn. All their surreptitious preparations over the past four years have led up to this moment. It's go-go-go time.
And Donald Trump? Give the man an Oscar. We were all told he was at the White House on election night. He wasn't. With his subdued act, his miffed tweets and his therapy golfing, he's allowing the world to think he's "lost" re-election. He's even allowing the people he vowed to "protect and defend" to flip him off. A malignant narcissist would never do that.
It falls to us now to match President Trump's humility and strength with our own.
Without shame or embarrassment, we should be even louder and prouder now than we were before the election. We must not fink or slink into the darkness with our tails between our legs. Why the hell would we!?!
Donald Trump has won! We have won! America has won. She always does.
By waging a "Trump Wins" PR war, we will prove ourselves worthy of the fight Trump is waging for fair elections, not only his own re-election, but all elections for years to come.
What do we have to lose? Our pride? Fickle Facebook friends? Our reputation for being a "gracious loser"? Pffffft.
Of course, we all have these thoughts and moments of doubt. I agonized before coming out last week in my staunch belief in Trump's triumph. I studied for nine hours before writing about the "conspiracy theory" of the blockchain watermark sting. My reputation, my credibility, my career are on the line. One slip and "I'll never work in this town again," as the old saying goes.
But Trump won! If I don't shout that from the rooftops then I feel I will have betrayed President Trump, my fellow patriots and the Founding Fathers.
After 31 years of being held against my will in a cult-like family, I took an oath in 2016 in the words of Thomas Jefferson, "I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." I blew the whistle and I lost everything including my entire family. They threatened me with legal action. I was wrongfully reported to the Anti-Defamation League. None of them could shut me up.
Standing up for Trump now!?!?! Pffft. Easy-peasy! As Jim Elliott said, "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose" and I've got nuthin' left to lose and self-respect to gain!
Joe Biden and Son Crime Syndicate: The Brilliant Journey of Hunter Biden's Hard Drive Data From Repair Shop to Rudy Giuliani
Hunter Biden's hard drive. The biggest news story of last week (and perhaps the whole year!) and the gift that keeps on a-giving.
Late Thursday (10/16/2020) evening, Rudy Giuliani granted an exclusive interview to the Daily Caller. Here's what we learned.
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