On Election Day, it was our dearest wish, our fondest dream, our fervent prayer to see our beloved and duly re-elected President Trump remain in the White House. It's where he belongs. He looks good in the Oval Office and the Oval Office looks good on him. It's just...right!
What if our dream had come true?
What if the deluge of legitimate Trump votes had again overwhelmed the Democrat's cheating as they did in 2016 and President Trump had remained in the White House? What then?
Would we have realized Camelot as we expected or could Trump's oddly cheerful and gracious decamp from the White House to Mar-a-Lago on January 20th actually be a blessing in disguise?
The answer may surprise you!
How did a filthy rich guy bridge the gap between himself and us regular workaday Americans? First, he's basically a workaday guy at heart too. Like most of us, by his own admission he's "basically cheap."
But most of all, he's funny and a smile, or even better, a laugh will always be the shortest distance between people.
It wasn't until a kind patriot ("LC"...you're famous!) sent me four books by Donald Trump that I finally realized just how hilarious he can be. Reading them, I expected to learn a lot. I did not expect to laugh a lot.
But that's what I've been doing. LOLing and ROTFLMAO all over the place. Usually, his funniest statements are also his most profound statements as well.
Here, for your reading enjoyment, are some of the funniest Trumpisms from his 2000 pre-brief-presidential-run book The America We Deserve.
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