The legendary pianist Vladimir Horowitz said he always read the Obituary column first each morning over breakfast because he was "so happy, so happy" not to find his name there.
Well, last week Bob Dole's name was there and his longtime friend and fellow senator, Joe Biden, delivered a beautiful eulogy. Thanks to a thoughtful photo montage of Dole and Biden together through the years that NBC played to the left of Biden's face as he spoke, we were reminded yet again of just how much Biden's face has changed over the decades.
Mysteriously changed more than his fellow elder statesman's faces have changed and in the wrong chronological direction. While time etched more cragginess into their features and liver spots multiplied on their temples, Biden's skull grew less square, his jawline more refined, his "turkey gobbler" shrunk dramatically, his right earlobe suddenly attached itself to his face and his liver spots grew fewer and fewer. In fact, he went from craggy elder statesmen to baby-faced septuagenarian.
Plastic surgery, you say? Perhaps but consider this: regardless of how old Bob Dole grew or how many years elapsed between "Dole Sightings," you always knew it was him. His face aged dramatically, but its essence never changed. Regardless of how old Donald Trump grows, you will always know it's him. His unique "look" is unmistakable. Pity we can't say the same of Joe Biden's face.
C'mon. You know you're thinking it. There's something at the back of your mind that "tickles and nags and refuses to go away" every time you see a picture or video of "Joe Biden."
This nagging feeling gets especially bad when the media, even Conservative media, innocently flips back-and-forth between videos of pre-2017 Biden and 2021 Biden. An indefinable something in your gut screams, "Hey! That's not the same guy!"
Trump has hinted at it. Heck! Trump's practically said it outright more than once but more on that later.
I've written about it before but hedged a bit. I wasn't quite ready to commit myself because, frankly, the Biden "twin" currently defiling the White House is so good that there's always a kernel of doubt..unless you compare them side-by-side. Then it hits you in the face.
That Spark of Divine Fire, that Indescribable Something that makes each person so unique that you can always recognize their essence both in their High School graduation photo and seventy years later in their Obituary photo is gone from the current version of "Biden." The Deep State's genius was taking the real Biden out of sight for four years so we forgot the details of what he looked like while they gradually introduced the imposter.
Deep in our guts, America, we know that man is not the original Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.
He doesn't look like him.
He doesn't sound like him.
He doesn't think like him.
He doesn't believe as he did.
He doesn't govern like him.
His dog, Major, was so upset by suddenly having a new Master with a similar face but the wrong scent that he suddenly began biting and shitting on the rug! Then he conveniently passed away.
New Joe doesn't have Old Joe's memories either but it's blamed on "cognitive decline." Uh-huh. Frankly, I feel sorry for the real Joe Biden who, rascal though he was, is being disgraced beyond what he deserves by this imposter.
Most importantly, I believe the reason Fake Biden wouldn't consent to a blood drug test prior to the 2020 Presidential Debates is because he knew DNA would reveal he's not the same man who served as VP under Barack Obama.
For the first time in American history, not only is the wrong man serving in the White House...hell! we don't even know his real name!
Try wrapping your head around that one, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
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