How ya doing, Patriots? What's that you say? Yes, yes, we all lost brain cells watching Biden's pathetic presser today. When that other Irish guy, O'Bama was in office, the instant his mouth opened my brain automatically switched off. He just couldn't hold my...oh look! A squirrel!
Well, it's even worse with this other Irish feller, O'Biden. Instant snooze from the constant nonsensical word salad, non sequiturs, bald-faced lies and pointless sentences begun but never finished.
Frankly, I write this article under strenuous protest. It's beneath the Patriots' dignity to pay attention to the halting drivel dribbling out of He-Who-Plays-Biden. It's a waste of your time and my time. Don't even bother donating to this article. I wouldn't!
But Biden's little clambake today was unlike any presser I've seen before and I've watched a lot of them. Under the Trump Administration, every time Michael yelled, "Kayleigh's live" I'd gallop into the Living Room to watch with him or at least yelled back, "Turn it up! Is her Cross necklace burning the reporters' retinas yet!?! Ha, ha, ha."
Usually, a Press Conference is a delightfully noisy affair. "The right to talk your head off," as H. V. Kaltenborn described the filibuster in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Reporters competing with each other and yelling to the Leader of the Free World is an American tradition. If reporters aren't yelling questions at the President, it just doesn't feel like America!
Biden's presser didn't feel free...maybe because it wasn't.
This, "Uh, okay, next is Yamiche" system with Biden reading from his notes who he's supposed to call on next and also reading the answer to refresh his memory while the reporter's question is being "organically" and "spontaneously" asked was a major eye-roller.
What is this, First Grade!?! He's even worse in press conferences than that piece of lying pshit, Jen Psaki.
It's enough to make Patriots weep, longing for the good ol' days with Sarah Sanders, Kayleigh McEnany and President Trump. People who could think on their feet and talk better and faster than the Lunatic Left.
How could they do it so well??
They simply told the truth.
It's only difficult to talk when you're making up lies as you go.
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