More than half of the world's population tuned in or turned up for Queen Elizabeth II's beautiful funeral service this morning. The profound love her subjects feel for her, the endless silent "Queue to End all Queues" to pay their last respects followed by a beautiful service and military funeral procession left this American shaken to the core.
No American leader, with the exception of President Trump, has garnered such love. They're usually too corrupt and, thankfully, never serve very long.
What made Queen Elizabeth II so different?
[TRIGGER WARNING: Mind Control]
Once upon a time, in a place called Maple Grove, Cinderella and Prince Charming met online, had one date and got married. On their honeymoon, they found the end of the rainbow (it's in Oregon; we have pictures) and expected to Live Happily Ever After.
But it was not to be because Michael, I mean, Prince Charming found a website called InfoWars. And boy! Was I, I mean, Cinderella pissed off!
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