I know, I know, I know. I said Saturday's Covid rant would be my last Covid article ever, but hey! Woman's prerogative. There is one last tiny loophole to close before leaving the subject forever (hopefully.)
Strangely, even in the midst of sickness, horror and death, blessings have come from Covid in the strangest of ways. Fauci & Co. may've meant it for Evil but God used it for some good. So, just in case I decide to embrace a Covid-free website, we should really count those blessings first.
You don't have to actually contract Covid to lose your Common Sense, long-term memory and good boundaries, apparently.
For years we've heard humanity referred to as sheep. The Elite of the New World Order contemptuously call you and I "sheep" and "cattle." Every year at Christmas, hundreds of choirs worldwide sing, "All we like sheep have gone astray-ay-ay," from Handel's Messiah.
But I didn't want to believe it! I wanted to believe, in the words of Gene Stratton Porter, that "we were reasoning, progressive, inventive men and women." Yeah, sod that. We're stupid sheep. Covid proved it.
If you don't think that's true, please keep reading because this is the last article about Covid I will ever write (hopefully!) because I'm sick of it. SICK OF IT. I've even toyed with the idea of banning all Covid headlines from my News page but hey! We must be relevant! Or do we!?
You could say I want to keep the Dickensian jollity of Christmas going by having a good ol' fashioned two-article meme fest instead of ripping the Democrats a new one like I frequently do in my articles. I've ripped 'em enough in 2021.
But the truth is that yesterday, to my Neat Freak horror, I discovered I'd downloaded 4,100 files, mostly memes, thrown willy-nilly into my Download folder and this article is really just the result of organizing them by category. Two thousand three hundred down; one thousand eight hundred to go!
Memes are like music: they side-step the logical side of our minds and speak truth directly to our hearts. One meme can get the point across better than two hundred honeyed words. That's why I usually throw a few memes onto my News Page and stick a few more in the "Leave 'em laughing" section at the bottom of the emails my subscribers receive.
But there are thousands of unshared memes languishing on my hard drive that I simply must share with you and the best ones were inspired by Covid...a topic I hate with a passion. Even sharing Covid headlines goes against my grain while I'm still struggling to understand and reconcile the perfectly preventable deaths of so many Covid victims, including my friend Melissa's father.
Of course, there's nothing funny about the plandemic but the best way to defeat evil is to laugh at it and Covid memes are often hysterical, devastatingly witty or both! You've probably seem some of them before.
Today for your viewing enjoyment are the best Covid memes I packratted away during 2021. Tomorrow's article will contain all the other memes about non-Covid topics from 2021...hundreds of 'em. Click on a meme to magnify it. Right-click and Save to clutter up your hard drive. ;)
Bladder check! Some of these memes will have you ROTFLYAO!
Originally Published October 24th, 2020
Re-Published after the FBI seized vials labeled "smallpox" in a lab in a Merck lab in Philadelphia. Only the CDC in Atlanta and a facility in Russia are allowed to have samples of this deadly disease. We suspected the next plandemic would be smallpox after Joe's repeated references to "Dark Winter": "According to the Center for Biosecurity, Dark Winter was the code name for an exercise simulating a "smallpox attack on U. S. Citizens" that was postulated at Andrews Airforce Base in Washington, D. C. in June of 2001."
In my rare moments of not wearing my rose-tinted glasses, I think it's time we stop calling him "Dementia Joe." Biden may get angry, stutter and struggle to find his words, but you have to be on the ball to drop code words, twice, during a live Presidential Debate.
That's exactly what Joe did on Thursday evening when he gloomily stated, "We're about to go into a dark winter."
Then he repeated it again: "A Dark Winter."
What are the odds that he'd "accidentally" use the exact code name for a 2001 simulation of a "smallpox attack on U. S. Citizens."
The year was 1998 when a heavily pregnant Peter Funt struggled into a maternity clinic, lowered himself gingerly to a chair and proceeded to compare pregnancy experiences with the others waiting for their prenatal appointments. It was the stuff that comedy genius is made on but, alas, would get Peter cancelled (and probably sued!) in our super-woke, disgustingly PC culture today.
When I started watching Candid Camera playlists last week, it was simply to distract myself from the throbbing pain of having my wisdom teeth removed. I went looking for comedy...but found prophecy!
You'll be shocked how many ridiculous scenarios invented for Candid Camera have now become mainstream "reality." In the past, Americans caught in Candid Camera's lair questioned the lunacy. Resisted. Kick up a fuss!
Now we're expected to accept the exact same scenarios seriously and play along...with straight faces!
If you don't think that's true, just watch how these Americans reacted to their restaurant servers and fellow diners wearing face masks in 2014! They were weirded out and left in a huff. Seven years later, they leave in a huff if their servers and fellow diners DON'T wear masks.
My, my, my. How times do change!
Today we visited WalMart.
And that was our first mistake.
So many libtards in face diapers
for a plandemic that's obviously fake.
You can't see their smiles.
Spiteful eyes are averted.
WalMart staff yelled at me!
Now that's just perverted.
I queued up like normal.
WalMart Bitch, she got pissed.
She hollered, "Back up!"
I moved not a titch!
They mask up to eat.
They mask up to walk.
Do they mask up for sex?
Now that's just a crock!
So homeward we rushed.
Past where Trump flags still fly!
To our dear hilltop cottage!
Country view! My oh my!
They know you by name!
They're happy to see you.
Customer Service, their game.
There's nary a mask
From sunup 'til sundown.
Only mask if you want.
Freedom! That's our town.
They say country folks
don't know what they're missin'.
The culture! The restaurants!
We've got huntin' and fishin'!
We queue up like normal.
Shake hands, give a hug.
Grow flowers and veggies.
Bug in rug, very snug.
So WalMart can shove it,
their masks and their queues.
Social Distance, my ass!!!
Six feet's nothing if you aa-aa-achoo!
You can keep your superstore
and your cheap Chinese crap.
Your darling BLM and Antifa.
Fair weather protestors, oh snap!
Just give me a home
where the dairy cows roam.
And the deer and the raccoons
We still stand for the Flag.
We still kneel at the Cross.
In America's heartland
the Constitution's still boss.
Trump's still our President
we know in our soul.
We watch with delight
as the red-pilling grows.
So here's to America
and our little country home.
To Patriots everywhere
I dedicate this poem.
My Dear "Vaxxed" Friend,
What the Hell were you thinking!?!
I mean, "Hi, How are you?".
Okay, now that we've gotten the vapid pleasantries out of the way...WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!
Blithely en passant your email mentions you got the "vaccine." Both shots. And now, NOW, you want to come over and shed on us.
Frankly when I heard your glad tidings, I was furious. For twenty-four hours, I was so angry at you. Then quite unexpectedly, I burst into tears. That's when I remembered: anger is only a secondary emotion.
The truth is, I'm grieving. Grieving for you.
I like you. You're one of the few people I really like and the "vax," well, it's like Russian Roulette but with more than one bullet in the cylinder.
It ain't a "vax." It's the Angel of Death in a syringe. (https://healthimpactnews.com/2021/8430-dead-354177-injuries-european-database-of-adverse-drug-reactions-for-covid-19-vaccines/)
Sooner or later, it's gonna getchya.
What Do You See?
In 1995, while my family was suddenly suffering massive and to-this-day inexplicable upheaval, my father became convinced that I was obsessed with demons. Perhaps needing a scapegoat at the moment, he devised a treatment to break me of my supposed obsession by forcing me to look at graphic photos of...what else?...the Holocaust. He reasoned (?) that forcing me to observe Evil would cure me of Evil.
Instead, like Diane von Furstenberg's mother, I came away from the "treatment" not with an impression of Evil but with awe for the strength and resilience of the Jewish people and the ultimate triumph of Good (the Allies) over Evil (the Nazis) in Auschwitz, Bergen-Belsen, Scheveningen, etc.
Yes, there was horrific Evil and millions of deaths but somehow in the midst of that evil, great goodness bubbled to the surface. I was in awe of the strength of Jews who went knowingly to their deaths not screaming nor panicking but rather singing Kaddish for themselves and each other.
I was blown away by the kindness of prisoners to each other. The bizarre looking-the-other-way of some of the guards. The miracles. The unfathomable paperwork errors and inexplicable releases of prisoners like Corrie ten Boom. The subtle resistance work of Concentration Camp inmates who purposely assembled radios incorrectly so Nazi pilots would lose communication. The list goes on and on.
Today, humanity finds themselves on the cusp (or in the midst!) of yet another Holocaust. A much more genteel, finessed, high tech Holocaust of flawed tests and fake statistics, of pointless lockdowns and invasive police, of viruses and injections posing as vaccines, of bankruptcies and court cases, of vaccine passports and fabric symbols of compliance (masks).
This is great Evil.
But just as in the 1940s Holocaust, in the midst of great Evil, great Good can, has, is and will emerge. It must. That's how the world was designed to work.
Just to be clear, I'm not a germaphobe anymore. But I was raised to be one. I was in ICU as an infant and sick a lot as a child so it made some sense back then.
Growing up as the only kid in the lunchroom with a HandiWipe in her lunchbag, I knew about germs. It became like my super power. I used to brag, "I can follow a germ from here to the Great Wall of China," a flippant cliché that took on ironic meaning when the China Virus hit our shores.
Maybe it's this "super power" that helped me see the incredible futility of wearing masks and gloves and personal cover-all Teletubby bubbles and whatnot. By the time Americans got around to masking up in Spring of 2020, I'd shed all of those accoutrements as worthless.
But it goes deeper than that. Much deeper!
"Oh shit!" That's what I wailed when my friend of almost seventeen years, "Gigi" mentioned in an email that she's considering getting the Covid-19 vaccine. "Oh shit!"
Gigi is in her early 80s, healthy as a horse, just won her battle over cancer but is sick and tired of eleven months of lockdown!
I get it!! I really do. But I also get that the jab isn't a vaccine at all. It's bad rewiring of your RNA and it'll probably kill Gigi, if not immediately, within five years...max.
I love Gigi too much to not jump up-and-down screaming, "Don't do it!!!" and if that pisses her off, well, I'd rather have her pissed off at me and alive rather than smiles all around while she takes the jab and dies like Dr. Sara Ponce's unborn baby, Eva, miscarried at 14 weeks after her mama took the jabs.
Like Tiffany Ponce Dover, the Tennessee nurse who died on camera moments after taking the jab and whose death has been thoroughly debunked. But she hasn't posted nor replied to comments on Instagram since December 13th and her husband's Facebook relationship status is "Single."
While this article certainly isn't medical advice, I can't live with my conscience if I don't scream bloody murder.
Cause that's what the C-19 "vax" is: murder in a syringe.
Bill Gates, Pfizer, Moderna, that Little Frickin' Friend-of-Gates-and-Soros Fauci and everyone else involved in the Covid-19 Culling...its design, dissemination, mistreating, mishandling and now the phony vaccine...know that damn well. They're guilty of premeditated murder and should be tried at the Hague for Crimes against Humanity.
The only people who actually think it's a vaccine are us: good-hearted, normal, garden variety, patriotic Americans.
Friends don't let friends get murdered. It's that simple.
So, Gigi: This is for you.
You read that right! If this Amendment goes through, specific citizens or even nameless groups of New Yorkers may be rounded up and held in concentration, I mean, detainment camps, for sixty days (or even longer!) if they're merely suspected of being in contact with someone who's suspected of being ill. Exposure to radiation and toxic chemicals are also listed as reasons New Yorkers may be rounded up en masse and put away.
Hello, Nazi Germany!
"Once in Royal David's city..."
As the pure, crystalline voice of one boy soprano rings out from King's College in Cambridge, England singing the traditional opening carol of The Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols, for millions listening live on the radio worldwide, Christmas has truly begun.
The Festival grew out of a need to bind up the wounds of World War I and has continued every year from 1918 unstopped by war, unrest or even a plandemic. They say that during World War II, listeners to the Festival could hear the tar paper flapping in the wind as the ancient stained glass of the Chapel had been removed for safety during the Blitz.
This year is no different. The Festival continues sans live audience while its Nine Lessons ring as true this year as they have for the past 102 years.
The Festival begins with these beautiful words:
Have you ever experienced an inflammation storm? Have you ever watched someone you love dearly suffering through an inflammation storm?
If you haven't, believe me! You don't want to. It's an experience of unremitting physical suffering for them and unremitting emotional suffering for you because there is nothing, absolutely nothing, you can do to alleviate their physical torture. (See my husband's description of his first hand experience with nearly constant inflammation storms at the end of this article.)
So why do I bring that up?
Because the COVID-19 vaccine causes massive cytokine / inflammation storms, triggering autoimmune disorders sometimes resulting in death. While the antibodies stimulated by the vaccine only last three months the resulting autoimmune disorders will cause the body to attack itself for the rest of your life. So what is the ever-loving point!?!
According to Martin Armstrong, "There has been NO TESTING to determine side-effects on pregnancy, fertility, or lactation. Even more importantly, there is no test to even see if there are side-effects with a medicine you may already be taking."
That's why in my opinion Pfizer, Moderna et al. can take their precious vaccines and shove 'em! I'd much rather take my chances with a virus that is treatable and imminently survivable than risk infertility, inflammation storms and...um...what was the other one??? Oh yes! Death!
Pictured: Donald Trump burning widow Annabelle Hill's mortgage. In 1986, the Hill family were in danger of losing their ancestral farm. Mr. Hill killed himself believing his life insurance would pay off the mortgage. Unbeknownst to him, his insurance policy had a suicide clause so his widow didn't receive a penny, lost her husband and was still on the cusp of losing their farm. When Donald Trump heard the story, it touched his heart. Trump and a partner each paid $78,000 to pay off her mortgage in full and burned it in effigy at Trump Tower! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3449920/That-time-Donald-Trump-saved-family-farm-Widow-s-daughter-campaign-rally-recall-Donald-paid-mom-s-300-000-mortgage-father-committed-suicide.html#v-2421761637381487343
In a 2016 interview with Lisa Stahl, Trump did something only two presidents in history have ever done. He affirmed he would be serving without pay. By accepting only $1 each year (as required by law), he joins Herbert Hoover and John F. Kennedy as the only two presidents who served and defended solely from Love of Country.
Actually, when he made the promise, Trump had no idea how much the President is paid. (Isn't that adorable!?! Runs for the job. Has no idea what it pays!)
By serving for free, he proves yet again that America is his sole motivation. As he just said in Fayetteville, NC, "As God is my witness, I will never let you down" and he never has.
This is the story the Mainstream Media has tried very hard to throw shade on but never managed to debunk because duh! It's true!
Here's where President Donald J. Trump has donated his paychecks, each quarter, for the past four years.
Biden the Oxymoron: Holds Campaign Events at Undisclosed Locations, Voting Public Not Welcome. Ummmmm.
You can't make this sh*t up. And spare me the bull$shit covid, covid, covid rhetoric too! It's not a virus you fear, Joe! It's us! The American people. Remember us? The ones whose votes you need. The ones you're excluding from your rallies!
Correction: It's the Trump supporters you fear. They'll be more n' happy to attend your so-called "drive-in" rallies, waving American flags (oh, the horror!) and escort you out of town in a Trump parade the likes of which would put the Texas parade they hosted forKamala the Kondescending Kommie to shame.
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Biden and crime-partner Barack Hussein Obama are hitting the campaign trail today. Vague time. Undisclosed addresses. Voters not welcome.
Dead man walking. That's what I see when the "patriot and veteran" Tony Bobulinksi held his press conference a mere two hours before Biden took the stage for his final Presidential Debate against incumbent Donald J. Trump.
The upshot? Joe lied when he claimed he never discussed Hunter's business dealings with China. We all knew that already but it felt good to approach the Presidential Debate with "liar" fresh in the minds of the American people. Naturally, the press tried to forge a link with Rudy Giuliani but Tony held firm on "no questions."
Tony's presser almost eclipsed Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court being approved (despite the Democrats' silent tantrum by boycott) for the Senate vote. If that weren't enough, Ghislaine Maxwell's deposition was also unsealed. Those women should not be mentioned in the same paragraph.
It's been a banner day for American political news. An embarrassment of headline riches. But I digress. Focus. Debate. Oh yeah, right. Debate.
In the Good Ol' Days, it took really big things to divide-and-conquer. Religion. Race. Territory. Greed. Honour.
Now, all it takes is a 5" strip of fabric.
Saul Alinsky must be so proud.
Sometimes, you don't realize how much you love someone until they're in trouble. That's how it was for us, the American people, when we heard that President Trump and Melania had tested positive for COVID-19. I bet you can remember exactly where you were when you first heard the news.
Kamala Harris in Debate: Her Condescension to (Apparently) Stupid America and VP Pence Knows No Bounds
I approached the Vice Presidential debate this evening with one question: "What is Kamala Harris like?" I'd conveniently missed the primary debates so my impression of the woman was basically unformed.
Unformed but not unbiased. No one is unbiased as the tenor of moderator Susan Page's questions clearly showed.
I've heard the usual tittle-tattle about Kamala's personal life, but being a MAGA Conservative, I'm focused on the issues, not personalities. I already know what Kamala stands for, or rather doesn't stand for, Protection of the unborn coming to mind.
Still, being an inveterate people watcher, I wanted to know how Kamala would come off during the Vice Presidential debate against one of the most active, visible and loudly Christian Vice Presidents in recent memory. I know Donald Trump ain't no gentleman, thank God, because he took names and kicked Joe's ass in the last debate.
How would Kamala relate to Mike Pence?
"You are a liar."
I don't usually engage in personal comments on Twitter but I couldn't let Gabriel Sherman of Vanity Fair and The New York Times get away with it.
The MSM watched the 4 minute clip of President Trump speaking from Walter Reed.
We, the American people, watched the same 4 minute clip.
We saw our usual strong leader, breathing normally, upbeat, energetic, caring, loving and chomping at the bit to get back to work.
The MSM painted him weak, gasping, coughing, leaning on the table for support, fearing for his life. Bullshit!
They lie. They gaslight us. Or maybe it's some kind of "blab it, grab it" voodoo. They throw their lies out to the Universe hoping some dark power will make their fondest wishes come true.
Hey! I'm grasping at straws here because the MSM defies logic.
In 1755, at the Battle of Monongahela, all weapons were aimed at General George Washington. Two horses were shot out from under him and, after the battle, he discovered four holes from musket balls in his coat.
But no one could touch him. The Chief finally told his braves to stand down as the Great Spirit was watching over General Washington reportedly saying, “he will become the chief of nations, and a people yet unborn, will hail him as the father of a mighty empire!”
So it is with President Trump. He may not be a religious man but, I believe, He is God's chosen man "for such a time as this." No harm can or will befall him as he and Melania are enveloped in the prayers of the saints.
Pray without ceasing (1 Thessalonians 5: 16) and keep your eyes and ears pealed.
If you're a fan of time travel shows, then you know it's entirely possible for one person to exist in two different timelines at the same time...theoretically.
Recently, I suddenly realized that many of my friends are still existing in the fear/isolation Timeline I "Tardis-ed" out of back in March 2020. That makes me terribly sad.
As someone who was raised in an Environment of Fear, I know how damaging it is. I hate what it did to me and what it's doing to my friends still living in the fear/isolation timeline for the best possible reasons: They love life and they love their families.
So here's my take on the whole "Covid Thing," a topic that's become so emotionally and politically loaded that only a foolish writer would "rush in where angels fear to tread."
But when has that ever stopped me!?!
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