This is your yearly reminder that the man posing as "Joe Biden" is merely a Joe Biden lookalike (or two!) and not a very good one at that. Not even the artistry of Dr. Paul Nassif's magic scalpel can turn this man...
...into this man.
It just ain't happening! Yet the nation continues to turn a blind eye to the swap, trying to squelch their gut instinct that, "Something just ain't right about Joe." But no one quite dares say the obvious truth aloud: It's not the same person!
I am pissed, Patriots. Not pissed at the Left. Oh no! I'm pissed off at the Right!
Yeah, yeah, I know. Somebody's gotta do it. Somebody's gotta refute Critical Race Theory.
Somebody's gotta refute The Big Election Lie.
Somebody's gotta point out that the "vax"...isn't.
Somebody's gotta point out that the geezer in the WH isn't actually Joe Biden. (Oh wait, that was me.)
Conservatives do it so well too. So logically. With well-researched facts they reach Liberal hearts, one by one.
It works too. Gotta give 'em that. And if you don't believe that, I have one hashtag for you: #Blexit.
But the whole time I'm thinking, "Really!?! Is anyone anywhere actually stupid enough to believe this Lefty shit!?!"
By seriously refuting it with solemnity, isn't the Right subtly lending credence to their insanity!?!
I know, I know. It's gotta be done. But I keep thinking of the old adage, "Never reason with crazy."
Been there. Done that. Cost me a bundle in attorney's fees so perhaps I'm a little jaded.
History is so cool...until you're forced to live it. Then it really, really sucks! Surely we can all agree on that.
Living through this particularly insane glitch in history has sucked worse than usual ever since Pedodent Joe's fake inauguration.
So how do we cope? How do we keep our sanity (although he's lost his!) in Joe's new batcrap crazy America?
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