Hardly anyone's talking about it. Perhaps they don't dare but ever since the badly produced faux inauguration of 2021, I've been screaming, "That's not Joe Biden!"
In what Universe could this...
...ever turn into this!?!
They're not even similar! You'd never take a double-take at Fake Biden, saying to yourself, "Blimey! For a moment I almost thought that was Obama's VP." The new Biden couldn't even place 10th in a Joe Biden lookalike contest. (And there might've even been an extremely youthful interim Fake Biden they used briefly between the Real Biden and the Fake Biden we're stuck with now!)
I defy even the magic scalpels of Drs. Yassif and Dubrow of Botched to turn the old, rugged, square-skulled authentic Joe Biden into the new, narrow-skulled, fine featured sans forehead freckle Fake Joe Biden.
Again I ask, "Who's playing Joe Biden today?".
Once upon a time, about two weeks ago, I looked up from my guilty pleasure of reading ridiculous articles on The Daily Mail and thought to myself, "Why am I even reading this!?!"
That's when it struck me: since the Stolen Election of 2020, every red herring has been dumber than the last. And both the Fake News media and the Conservative media cover the same brain-dead stories in lockstep, just from opposite perspectives.
So walk with me down Memory Lane. Remember when...
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