AMERICA: The Blog
How did a filthy rich guy bridge the gap between himself and us regular workaday Americans? First, he's basically a workaday guy at heart too. Like most of us, by his own admission he's "basically cheap."
But most of all, he's funny and a smile, or even better, a laugh will always be the shortest distance between people.
It wasn't until a kind patriot ("LC"...you're famous!) sent me four books by Donald Trump that I finally realized just how hilarious he can be. Reading them, I expected to learn a lot. I did not expect to laugh a lot.
But that's what I've been doing. LOLing and ROTFLMAO all over the place. Usually, his funniest statements are also his most profound statements as well.
Here, for your reading enjoyment, are some of the funniest Trumpisms from his 2000 pre-brief-presidential-run book The America We Deserve.
For the four wonderful years of Trump's Camelot, we saw our dear President Trump in nothing but red ties. Well, there may've been the occasional blue tie but he knows the secret of the elegantly dressed gentleman: find what works and stick with it.
Red works for him. It's a strong color. The color of leadership. The color of the Republican Party. Even in a crowd, you can can always pick Trump out by his blazing red tie.
But since the bizarre exile of our real President to the Winter White House of Mar-a-Lago, we've seen him in yellow neckties more often than not.
Change in fashion sense? Tired of Old Red? A hat tip to the Sunshine State? Trying to match the decor of Mar-a-Lago? Yeah, I'm clutching at straws here.
Things finally came to head yesterday when of all the video clips in all the world Dan Scavino selected a blurry video of President Trump in India wearing a yellow tie to share in his Facebook video (0:06).
Perhaps I'm reading too much into President Trump's sudden change in sartorial splendor but I don't think so. If symbolism is the downfall of the Deep State Black Hats then it's also the Victory of the Righteous White Hats.
It was Danny on Telegram who enlightened me on the symbolic meaning of President Trump wearing yellow.
There's journalism...and then there are tabloids. Unfortunately, a lot of tabloid-style Conservative "News" sites have sprung up lately, telling the patriots what they want to hear ("Hillary Arrested!") with no clear sources nor accountability when they're upright, forthright, downright wrong.
Meanwhile they spam you unmercifully with advertisements for supplements and survival stuff and online stores and I-know-not-what making reading the article painful at best, impossible at worst.
I know why they do it. Just like this website, since January 20th they've too have seen their website traffic, and thus their income, decrease by 75%...or more.
Nevertheless, Patriots, this must not be. Fake News should belong only the Liberal Left. They have the franchise. We expect them to lie and they do it so beautifully, over and over again.
But we are called to a higher, more ethical form of Journalism. If we call ourselves "Patriots," then our word must be impeccable, our facts consistent and Truth (not money!) our goal.
Maybe I just wasn't paying attention. Maybe it happened...and they're trying to erase history à la the Mandela Effect. Maybe all-of-the-above.
"If only President Trump's overwhelming re-election win had been honored," I often think, "we'd be living in Camelot now."
But then I look back and think, "But it didn't seem like Camelot during his first four years in office."
Partly, it's my fault. Maybe it was Camelot-ish and I just wasn't paying attention, wasn't enjoying his Administration to the fullest.
But mostly it's the fault of the Loony Left and RINOs who fought him so viciously, that it became painful to watch him, always so embattled, always on the defensive, always stonkered at every turn. The political drama obscured so many of the glorious moments of the Camelot that President Trump and Melania were painstakingly trying to create.
All those beautiful moments of White House pageantry...the holidays, state dinners, etc. How did I miss so many of them? Was anyone reporting on them or was I watching the wrong news venues or...or...or?
President Trump and Melania are high-class-on-steroids. Always impeccably dressed, fulfilling White House protocol and traditions with the utmost in good taste and dignity with reverence for our history and veneration for the White House which a former President described as "the best house, because you go there to serve."
Here are a collection of videos of the glory days from President and Mrs. Trump's Camelot. Beautiful moments for us to cherish and relive as we wait patiently for the goodness, grace and glory of Trump's Camelot to return and finally be fulfilled.
The only thing making life bearable on this cockeyed planet is the assurance that "I know that my Reedemer liveth." Without that, life would be insufferable.
Maybe that's why the Bad People running the world's governments are so darn cranky. They have no hope. Without hope, life is about just one thing: go for the gusto.
This isn't an article. Just a chat over coffee with friends. Do you take it black or white...or is that considered a racially insensitive question too!?!
Like Q, please don't mistake my recent silence for inaction. I've been a busy little bee, full of stings, making honey day and night...how did Bette Davis get into this!?!
So much has happened!
Where to start?
Six months ago, I thought the word "community" was the dumbest word in the English language. Having been raised in near isolation by a rabidly independent family who rarely received help nor offered assistance to others, "community" conveyed nothing to me except Hillary's sneered at comment, "It takes a village." Naturally, I equated "community" with liberal clap-trap.
But I was wrong.
The Patriot community is amazing. Do we realize how powerful we are!?!
How ya doing, Patriots? What's that you say? Yes, yes, we all lost brain cells watching Biden's pathetic presser today. When that other Irish guy, O'Bama was in office, the instant his mouth opened my brain automatically switched off. He just couldn't hold my...oh look! A squirrel!
Well, it's even worse with this other Irish feller, O'Biden. Instant snooze from the constant nonsensical word salad, non sequiturs, bald-faced lies and pointless sentences begun but never finished.
Frankly, I write this article under strenuous protest. It's beneath the Patriots' dignity to pay attention to the halting drivel dribbling out of He-Who-Plays-Biden. It's a waste of your time and my time. Don't even bother donating to this article. I wouldn't!
But Biden's little clambake today was unlike any presser I've seen before and I've watched a lot of them. Under the Trump Administration, every time Michael yelled, "Kayleigh's live" I'd gallop into the Living Room to watch with him or at least yelled back, "Turn it up! Is her Cross necklace burning the reporters' retinas yet!?! Ha, ha, ha."
Usually, a Press Conference is a delightfully noisy affair. "The right to talk your head off," as H. V. Kaltenborn described the filibuster in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Reporters competing with each other and yelling to the Leader of the Free World is an American tradition. If reporters aren't yelling questions at the President, it just doesn't feel like America!
Biden's presser didn't feel free...maybe because it wasn't.
This, "Uh, okay, next is Yamiche" system with Biden reading from his notes who he's supposed to call on next and also reading the answer to refresh his memory while the reporter's question is being "organically" and "spontaneously" asked was a major eye-roller.
What is this, First Grade!?! He's even worse in press conferences than that piece of lying pshit, Jen Psaki.
It's enough to make Patriots weep, longing for the good ol' days with Sarah Sanders, Kayleigh McEnany and President Trump. People who could think on their feet and talk better and faster than the Lunatic Left.
How could they do it so well??
They simply told the truth.
It's only difficult to talk when you're making up lies as you go.
History is so cool...until you're forced to live it. Then it really, really sucks! Surely we can all agree on that.
Living through this particularly insane glitch in history has sucked worse than usual ever since Pedodent Joe's fake inauguration.
So how do we cope? How do we keep our sanity (although he's lost his!) in Joe's new batcrap crazy America?
That made me go back and take a second glance at what I'd just posted. When I did...well! If I'd been wearing dentures, I would've dropped them.
Where I'd assumed Dan Scavino was being cute and flippant with his Twitter post, he wasn't. But he had foretold the future by fourteen hours.
How did he...!?!
Okay. Now I'm thoroughly freaked out!
If I had a quarter for every time my grandparents said, "Well, they say...," I'd be a rich woman today.
And whatever "They Said," my grandparents religiously did. They were injected, examined, smeared, x-rayed, operated on, treated and medicated. If "They Said," my grandparents jumped and asked, "How high?" on the way up.
They lived their entire lives under the Tyranny of They and happily never knew it. Never questioned it. Never asked why. Never asked, "Who says!?!" bless their woolly little hearts.
It never even occurred to them that the injections might be poison, that a gynecologist could be a creep, that all those old-fashioned blast away x-rays to look for cancer might actually cause cancer and that the public schools were brainwashing their children.
They lived through the most pivotal moments of 20th Century, from the sinking of Titanic when Great-Grandma was 12-years-old to the assassination of President Kennedy, and rarely mentioned any historical events.
Oh yes, they were perfect little sheep but, oddly enough, they had very nice lives. They were fairly healthy. Faithfully paid their taxes but still had more money than they ever frugally admitted. Had the expected 2.375 children and died happy after many blessed decades of life, blissfully oblivious to their sheephood.
In my more sentimental moments, I kinda' envy them. When you're exhausted as I am today, this red-pilled life is a burden.
It makes one yearn for the simple good ol' days...that never existed anywhere but in our imaginations. Now that it's our turn to actually live history, it's not nearly as glorious as one imagines.
As George C. Scott says in Patton, "The world grew up. Helluva shame."
Just to be clear, I'm not a germaphobe anymore. But I was raised to be one. I was in ICU as an infant and sick a lot as a child so it made some sense back then.
Growing up as the only kid in the lunchroom with a HandiWipe in her lunchbag, I knew about germs. It became like my super power. I used to brag, "I can follow a germ from here to the Great Wall of China," a flippant cliché that took on ironic meaning when the China Virus hit our shores.
Maybe it's this "super power" that helped me see the incredible futility of wearing masks and gloves and personal cover-all Teletubby bubbles and whatnot. By the time Americans got around to masking up in Spring of 2020, I'd shed all of those accoutrements as worthless.
But it goes deeper than that. Much deeper!
Fake Presidents deserve nothing better!
Books redacted with black ink, paperclips and Post-It Notes.
VHS tapes selectively erased.
Radio limited to two stations.
TV limited to five stations.
Outgoing emails edited before sending.
Incoming emails read.
Thought life interrogated.
Anger not allowed.
Water use controlled.
Travel in my own car severely restricted.
Physical location tracked.
And more. Much, much more.
Welcome to my hellacious world just ten short years ago. Oh, I'm not kidding. That was my life, my "normal" until 2012.
And this is the Hell the Left is calling down on you and yours.
And their reason?
The same excuse my abusers gave: safety, safety, safety.
Oh, get over yourself! You know you're thinking it. Q just seems to know a little too much about X, Y and Z years before X, Y and Z actually happen. Hey! If the Simpsons can predict the future, why can't Q!?! LOL
We may as well talk about this because we're all thinking it: Q just seems to have the ability to know things before they happen. But is that possible!?!
If so, it should give us all an extra layer of calm and faith that "all will be well."
C'mon! Get your Conspiracy Theory on. It'll be fun. I promise.
Legendary comedian Will Rogers often said, "All I know is what I read in the papers." Well, all I know is what I read on Twitter.
Things have come to a pretty pass when we have to rely on Twitter to kinda' sorta' dope out whether the United States Military considers Whoever-is-Posing-as-Joe-Biden to be their Commander-in-Chief...or not.
That's a pickle no military and no nation should ever find themselves in.
On November 1st, 2017, Q posted, "The only way is the military." This Q post came back around in November 2020 when it became clear the Left intended to force Fake Biden into the White House come Hell, high water or the will of We the People.
And that's when things got weird.
Six days after the events of January 6th, a document supposedly signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff circulated on social media stating they considered Biden to be the lawful President-elect and next Commander-in-Chief.
But it was undated and signed in blue ink. That's why vets on Twitter instantly cried, "Bullshit!"
Nevertheless, the Pentagon began briefing the incoming Biden Administration on national security matters. They even planted a couple of whoppers, just to test Biden. Sure enough, the data was leaked to China within 30 minutes of the briefing. Well! That was the end of Biden's Pentagon briefings!
To add insult to injury, the whole world witnessed the National Guard casually turn their backs to Joe's Fake Inaugural procession as well as the wrong 21-gun salute and lack of proper garb during the Fake Inauguration Charade. Without the military uttering a word, their message came through loud and clear: Not our true Commander-in-Chief.
But according to a recent article from Real Raw News, some of the Joint Chiefs of Staff were loyal to Biden and did consider him to be their real Commander-in-Chief...until last week when he nonchalantly asked for an increase of US military in the Middle East merely to protect the Rumaila oil field.
"When Chief of Staff of the Army General James C. McConville asked Biden why he looked to unnecessarily endanger American lives," wrote Michael Baxter for Real Raw News, "and why he cared about the oil, Biden purportedly told him to 'follow orders, and mind your own business.' "
Baxter goes on to write, "Chief of Naval Operations Admiral Michael Gilday, who opposed Biden’s Feb 26 unprovoked air strike on Syria, asked how many soldiers Biden needed to guard the oil reserve. In response, Biden reportedly shrugged his shoulders and tossed out a random number—50,000."
"The figure shocked not only many of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but also Donald Trump when Gen. Berger relayed the meeting details to him," Baxter writes. "Gen. Berger told Trump an argument broke out...Berger, McConville, and Gilday said they stand with Trump and said they would submit resignation letters before sending their men back overseas without a valid reason."
Oh, but it gets even worse.
Baxter goes on to say, "Biden considered firing those who supported Trump, but changed his mind for fear of political fallout, as firing one, two, or three, meant firing all, and he instead reprimanded them with warning: ‘Ultimately, you’re all replaceable, just not at this moment.' ”
All of this news, if true, is trending in the right direction. To me it indicates that, whatever commanders / branches of our armed forces may have been leaning towards Biden will be much more open to considering the mountains of evidence of voter fraud. Think 11.3.
Well, that was weird! The past five months of American history have been cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
After record shattering MAGA rally turnouts, the election was blithely called for the can't-draw-a-crowd alleged pedophile "Xiden." The state legislatures, courts, SCOTUS and Electoral College all ignored a little thing called the Will of We the People. So we rallied (again!) like crazy and they False Flagged the "Save America" rally on January 6th. Two weeks later, an unidentified imposter posing as Joe Biden pre-filmed a fake Inauguration and has been blundering, bombing, threatening and signing things ever since while nominating people who approve of Genital Mutilation for children.
Have I missed anything!?!
Where the heck are we? What do we do now? Where do we go from here, America, and where does AMERICA: The Blog go from here!?!
May I be honest? Yes? Okay. Here goes.
I always found the"Qanons" (a silly MSM term, btw) who claimed to have found "comms" in Trump's speeches and Scavino's tweets to be, ahem, slightly kooky. Cute but kooky.
I assumed they were really pushing it. That their wishful thinking misguided them to read secret messages into tweets and speeches where none were intended nor implied.
Yeah, I might have egg on my face.
At some point, the mathematical chance of these "comms" happening by chance is about as likely, as Trump said yesterday, as Joe Biden suddenly winning the election at "3:02 in the morning" of November 4th!
Yesterday's CPAC speech was no exception. With brilliant decoders holding my hand (because I'm hopeless at decoding otherwise), we're going to go back and see what comms we may've missed yesterday.
Most importantly, we're going to take Trump's words verbatim, literally, autisticly and stop hearing what we're "supposed" to hear and instead hear what our beloved President Trump actually said. Those are two very different things.
The President usually addresses the nation by the last day in February, right? And that's exactly what President Trump did today: addressed the nation on Sunday, February 28th at CPAC.
Biden didn't deliver a SOTU. Why would he!?! He's not the President. Heck! He's not even really Joe Biden. Why would he address the nation? C'mon, man!
President Trump's beautiful speech comes after a week of so many memorable headlines...and the inevitable memes...that only a slideshow can really do them justice.
But eclipsing all of that fol-de-rol is our true and legitimate President, our President-in-Exile, Donald John Trump.
Every day you see so many great American patriots plaintively crying, "I miss President Trump" on social media. My absolute favorite is just three words: "Gimme my President!"
I needed to see President Trump too. I've never missed anyone so much. It's been hard to realize just how horrible Communism/Socialism/Dictatorship could be in real life....and it's only been 38 days. Sheesh!
Dear President Trump: It's so good to see you, sir! Don't be a stranger again. Come back as our President...soon!!!
Nothing makes sense at the moment!
Surely we can agree on this. Since January 20th, our "reality" has become bizarre. It just doesn't jive.
Regardless of which side of the aisle you're on or what you may or may not think of Q's predictions, reality under Biden makes about as much sense as letting Jeffrey Epstein babysit your kids.
Let's explore some of these anomalies, peculiarities and incongruities together, shall we?
The Year: 2052
The Place: A 5th Grade Classroom
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks his teacher, "My Grandpa is always talking about ‘President Trump.' When was he the president?"
Johnny's teacher responds, "There never was a ‘President Trump', Johnny. That's a mass psychosis that afflicts some very sick people like your grandfather. Look in your history book. Look in Arlington Cemetery. You won't find any ‘President Trump' there. Your Grandpa needs help, Johnny. If any of your parents or grandparents talk about a ‘President Trump', be sure to tell someone in authority so we can get them the help they need."
Little Johnny searches his history book from the Table of Contents to the Index. There is no mention of a "President Trump."
Welcome to the Mandela Effect: the mass gaslighting of Planet Earth. It's been done before.It began again on Wednesday, January 20th, 2021.
Never heard of him.
"Oh shit!" That's what I wailed when my friend of almost seventeen years, "Gigi" mentioned in an email that she's considering getting the Covid-19 vaccine. "Oh shit!"
Gigi is in her early 80s, healthy as a horse, just won her battle over cancer but is sick and tired of eleven months of lockdown!
I get it!! I really do. But I also get that the jab isn't a vaccine at all. It's bad rewiring of your RNA and it'll probably kill Gigi, if not immediately, within five years...max.
I love Gigi too much to not jump up-and-down screaming, "Don't do it!!!" and if that pisses her off, well, I'd rather have her pissed off at me and alive rather than smiles all around while she takes the jab and dies like Dr. Sara Ponce's unborn baby, Eva, miscarried at 14 weeks after her mama took the jabs.
Like Tiffany Ponce Dover, the Tennessee nurse who died on camera moments after taking the jab and whose death has been thoroughly debunked. But she hasn't posted nor replied to comments on Instagram since December 13th and her husband's Facebook relationship status is "Single."
While this article certainly isn't medical advice, I can't live with my conscience if I don't scream bloody murder.
Cause that's what the C-19 "vax" is: murder in a syringe.
Bill Gates, Pfizer, Moderna, that Little Frickin' Friend-of-Gates-and-Soros Fauci and everyone else involved in the Covid-19 Culling...its design, dissemination, mistreating, mishandling and now the phony vaccine...know that damn well. They're guilty of premeditated murder and should be tried at the Hague for Crimes against Humanity.
The only people who actually think it's a vaccine are us: good-hearted, normal, garden variety, patriotic Americans.
Friends don't let friends get murdered. It's that simple.
So, Gigi: This is for you.
We can all agree the facelift was a mistake. Right? Let's just get it out on the table right now. The facelift was a huge mistake.
In 2006, Joe Biden had the look of an aging elder statesman. Deep laugh lines, the beginning of jowls. The natural progression of a face that's seen a lot of laughter and a lot of fights in Congress and the usual ravages of time.
But around 2008, Biden's eyes and eyebrows had been pulled up so tightly, they became square. Evil looking. Thankfully, they drooped again.
By 2017 when he swore Kamala Harris into the Senate, he againhad the look of a creepy grandpa, had gained a little weight to fill out his face and developed one heck of a turkey gobbler.
It comes to us all eventually. Ah, Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch!
And now? Four years later and ten pounds lighter at the age of seventy-eight, instead of the wrinkly, craggy, rugged look of an elderly gentleman, Joe's face and neck are taut and tight reminding one very much of Jessica Tandy in Driving Miss Daisy.
The changing face of Joe Biden, as well as his suddenly attached earlobes, has led many conservatives, including President Trump himself, to wonder aloud in the video below if the schmo in the White House isn't Joe Biden at all. Theories run the gamut from "Joe's being played by an actor" all the way to "He's a DeepFake CGI" or even...wait for it...a clone.
I'm agnostic on the topic but you're entitled to your own opinion.
It's kinda fun to freak yourself out thinking about it!
"The world is an evil place," my parents always tried to impress on me. But twenty years ago, as a young woman with my eyes full of stars and my heart full of dreams, I found that hard to believe. I tried to take their warnings to heart and see a would-be attacker or rapist around every corner, lurking down every alley but as time went on, I learned that your normal, every day, garden variety American is a pretty nice, good person.
Oh, I knew bad things happened but I believed that, for example, child molestation was rare. A now-and-then occurrence when that weird Uncle Bob lured his niece or nephew into the back shed with candy.
Then middle-aged men began coming forward with horrible stories of Catholic priests who had abused them decades ago. Middle-aged women began to talk openly about being sexually abused by nuns at Catholic orphanages. Lots of priests and nuns at lots of parishes.
And I figured the Catholic church had a problem.
Then I heard that the pastors and PK's at my strict, IFB school groomed and raped students.
And I figured there was a problem amongst some protestant clergy too.
Then I heard about orphans from Boys Town in Nebraska trafficked to the White House under George H. W. Bush's reign. And I figured GHWB had a problem.
But I was wrong. My rosy view of the world was wrong. In fact, my look-on-the-dark side parents were wrong too. The whole cockeyed world is wrong.
Pedophilia isn't isolated to that weird uncle with the perpetual Epstein smirk or that creepy pastor. Don't get me wrong, they're bad but they're garden variety pedophiles. Isolated. Working alone. Small potatoes. And so, for a long time, we thought they were the only pedophiles because they were the only ones getting prosecuted while the Global Pedophilia and Sex Trafficking Ringleaders said how horrible it all was, gave generously to charities to help victims of sexual abuse and swam away unseen, unprosecuted, unfettered.
We're just beginning to get it. Pedophilia is rampant. It's not isolated, it's not rare, it's not secretive. No! It's massive!!! It's everywhere!!! It's systemic in the fabric of every system, every culture, every religion, every industry, every nation. It's how the world works now.
It's like Charlie Chaplin said in his movie Monsier Verdoux: "Kill one person and you're a murderer; kill a thousand and you're a hero."
Rape one child and you're a horrible pedophile. Rape, traffick and murder thousands of children and you're an influential Prince of Industry. You're a respected Politician. You're the leader of a Religion. You're a past President.
Pedophilia is a culture. It's a network. It's an entertainment. It's a hierarchy. It's a currency. It's a religion. It's how the world has worked for years...and only the good people did not know it. The good people who could've tried to do something to stop it if only they'd known it was going on.
I've finally got it through my thick skull that pedophilia is the underlying structure of how the globe functions. Thank God Donald Trump is taking it down!
Is your face stinging, America? Is there a bruise swelling on your cheek? Is your eye blackening? It should be.
Congress slapped We the People across the face this week in their furious hatred for Donald Trump and for us as well.
All week during the phony Impeachment proceedings, they characterized us as stupid, brainwashed, radicalized rubes with no control over our emotions nor our actions, incapable of independent thought who were whipped into a rage-fuelled, bloodthirsty lather on January 6th to ransack the Capitol building we actually hold in awe.
A rage that didn't explode on November 4th, didn't spontaneously combust during the (almost) 2 Million MAGA March in December and never raged during the Jericho March either. Frankly, by January 6th, we were getting a little tired.
Congress couldn't have insulted us, their constituents, more profoundly.
And they couldn't be more wrong.
Mordor, I mean, Washington D. C. went stark, staring, raving nuts this week.
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